Fidgontam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable jellyfish.

Fidgontam created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Fidgontam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidgontam, he will send you a sign.

Fidgontam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fidgontam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never write about gravity.