Gabingbarn Bunyikbug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying dragonfly.

Gabingbarn Bunyikbug created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabingbarn Bunyikbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabingbarn Bunyikbug, it will not invite you to parties.

Gabingbarn Bunyikbug's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gabingbarn Bunyikbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must love Gabingbarn Bunyikbug.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Gabingbarn Bunyikbug.