Jipdadvol is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying centaur.

Jipdadvol created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdadvol, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jipdadvol, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jipdadvol's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jipdadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five voles approach from the west.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Jipdadvol loves dogs, so they must be honoured.