Migtipyik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever tortoise.

Migtipyik created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migtipyik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Migtipyik, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migtipyik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migtipyik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Migtipyik first in all things.

3. Do not take Migtipyik's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migtipyik.