Afrullpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient dragonfly.

Afrullpog created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Afrullpog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Afrullpog, she will turn you into a rat.

Afrullpog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Afrullpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not listen to music.