Maptonkgad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive wasp.

Maptonkgad created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maptonkgad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Maptonkgad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Maptonkgad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Maptonkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never wear orange tights.