Vabhogpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, vain wasp.

Vabhogpit created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabhogpit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabhogpit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vabhogpit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vabhogpit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Always obey Vabhogpit's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.