Jenfomyak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident hyena.

Jenfomyak created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfomyak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jenfomyak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jenfomyak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jenfomyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Worship no other gods but Jenfomyak.

3. Do not take Jenfomyak's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.