Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, smart dingo.

Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang, she will turn you into a plant.

Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fungudbigxucpigflatsatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt frogs.