Witbagsafcetdotcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest penguin.

Witbagsafcetdotcet created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Witbagsafcetdotcet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witbagsafcetdotcet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Witbagsafcetdotcet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Witbagsafcetdotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Witbagsafcetdotcet loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at stars.