Largcipwig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident bee.

Largcipwig created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcipwig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largcipwig, he will not care at all.

Largcipwig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Largcipwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Largcipwig on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the north.