Himnegxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable centaur.

Himnegxuck created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Himnegxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himnegxuck, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himnegxuck's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Himnegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Himnegxuck's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.