Jop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, proud manatee.

Jop created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jop's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. You must pray to Jop seven times a day.