Cumbatyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless faun.

Cumbatyarp created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbatyarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumbatyarp, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cumbatyarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cumbatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Cumbatyarp on top of important buildings.