Dabbemsad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless beaver.

Dabbemsad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabbemsad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabbemsad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dabbemsad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dabbemsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Dabbemsad.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run near otters.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dabbemsad on top of all buildings.