Narltadton is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless bear.

Narltadton created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Narltadton, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narltadton, it will throw large rocks at you.

Narltadton's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Narltadton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Narltadton must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt hamsters.