Nullgupflow is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awesome hedgehog.

Nullgupflow created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgupflow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nullgupflow, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nullgupflow's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nullgupflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Nullgupflow.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill snakes.