Bummilham is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced bear.

Bummilham created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bummilham, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bummilham, he will remove you from existence.

Bummilham's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bummilham's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Bummilham on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.