Ranmitbut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing hippopotamus.

Ranmitbut created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ranmitbut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranmitbut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ranmitbut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ranmitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed bananas to grasshopers while wearing green dresses.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.