Nuttvaggad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind lobster.

Nuttvaggad created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvaggad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttvaggad, she will come to you in dreams.

Nuttvaggad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nuttvaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttvaggad.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Hide if six sheep approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.