Wotkemcip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate coyote.

Wotkemcip created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Wotkemcip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotkemcip, he will laugh at you.

Wotkemcip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wotkemcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.