Dossdamvab Loptinyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm fish.

Dossdamvab Loptinyarp created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdamvab Loptinyarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dossdamvab Loptinyarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dossdamvab Loptinyarp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dossdamvab Loptinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.