Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful ferret.

Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Batdiss Bagkipnulcitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never look in ponds.