Zanweedun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent lobster.

Zanweedun created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanweedun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanweedun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zanweedun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zanweedun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never wear red skirts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.