Zakcumtin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Zakcumtin created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zakcumtin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zakcumtin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zakcumtin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Zakcumtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Worship no other gods but Zakcumtin.