Cidpiggid Gatappkem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless cat.

Cidpiggid Gatappkem created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cidpiggid Gatappkem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidpiggid Gatappkem, she will turn you into a slug.

Cidpiggid Gatappkem's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cidpiggid Gatappkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured horses.