Cunvangig Yimdubbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast wyrm.

Cunvangig Yimdubbep created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunvangig Yimdubbep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cunvangig Yimdubbep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cunvangig Yimdubbep's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cunvangig Yimdubbep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.