Dunsasdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless crow.

Dunsasdiss created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunsasdiss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunsasdiss, it will not care.

Dunsasdiss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dunsasdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if five snakes approach from the south.