Listhitzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented fox.

Listhitzim created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhitzim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listhitzim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Listhitzim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Listhitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Listhitzim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Listhitzim seven times a day.