Cadnarvig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, able gerbil.

Cadnarvig created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cadnarvig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cadnarvig, she will turn you into a mole.

Cadnarvig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cadnarvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not speak about wheat.