Bamsisvedhud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless wyrm.

Bamsisvedhud created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamsisvedhud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamsisvedhud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bamsisvedhud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bamsisvedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.