Mapranaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced cow.

Mapranaf created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapranaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mapranaf, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mapranaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mapranaf's Holy Commandments

1. Mapranaf loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Mapranaf on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never sit in the presence of goats.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.