Megtambom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow hedgehog.

Megtambom created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtambom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megtambom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Megtambom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Megtambom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt snails.