Jenfagwad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, egotistical beaver.

Jenfagwad created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfagwad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jenfagwad, she will ignore you.

Jenfagwad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jenfagwad's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not drink alcohol.