Capvegbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, strong duck.

Capvegbiss created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capvegbiss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Capvegbiss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capvegbiss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Capvegbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Capvegbiss.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Always help ants.