Banfomdut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy frog.

Banfomdut created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfomdut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Banfomdut, she will turn you into a goat.

Banfomdut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Banfomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.