Zubzesthitzod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional human.

Zubzesthitzod created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zubzesthitzod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zubzesthitzod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zubzesthitzod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zubzesthitzod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Zubzesthitzod loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sheep in need.