Dapcenbodcintik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair dingo.

Dapcenbodcintik created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcenbodcintik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dapcenbodcintik, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dapcenbodcintik's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dapcenbodcintik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your chest cyan.