Sasxinfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid coyote.

Sasxinfoss created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasxinfoss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasxinfoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sasxinfoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sasxinfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.