Febhamgar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent newt.

Febhamgar created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Febhamgar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febhamgar, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Febhamgar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Febhamgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Febhamgar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Febhamgar loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.