Godbabvegsak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless dove.

Godbabvegsak created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbabvegsak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godbabvegsak, she will turn you into a rat.

Godbabvegsak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Godbabvegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not sit in public.