Camhasnilnellflap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, effective shark.

Camhasnilnellflap created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Camhasnilnellflap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camhasnilnellflap, he will strike you with lightening.

Camhasnilnellflap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Camhasnilnellflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.