Dosswegquillpom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking hydra.

Dosswegquillpom created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosswegquillpom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dosswegquillpom, she will be very unhappy.

Dosswegquillpom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dosswegquillpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away from magenta capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about galaxies.