Dagdagpad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise jackal.

Dagdagpad created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagdagpad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagdagpad, he will not invite you to parties.

Dagdagpad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dagdagpad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Dagdagpad.

5. Never talk about birds.