Carfobfid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciless skunk.

Carfobfid created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfobfid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Carfobfid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Carfobfid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Carfobfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always obey Carfobfid's priests.