Yognellcit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm faun.

Yognellcit created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognellcit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yognellcit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yognellcit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yognellcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.