Begcenhan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful bat.

Begcenhan created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begcenhan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begcenhan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Begcenhan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Begcenhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Begcenhan.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Begcenhan must be the most important thing in your life.