Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful eagle.

Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sogyikvol Mab Omindussom on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never look in ponds.