Ten is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest walrus.

Ten created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ten, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ten, she will ignore you.

Ten's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention snails.