Tongovmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful mink.

Tongovmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tongovmob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tongovmob, she will manifest in front of you.

Tongovmob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tongovmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Never wear magenta skirts.